I'll apologize ahead of time for this being gross...but it is pretty funny in a sick kind of way. :P

I'll be modifying the Tracker with one of these bad boys!

Well, my vote for the next President has been decided.

This is quite the first dance as bride and groom!

I present to you the Italian Spiderman!

Riding lawnmower DWI. I know my rights! My wife's gonna kick your ass! Judging by this video, I'm pretty sure it happened in Ozark.


And while looking at it, I found this gem. You're under arrest for stealing my lawnmower. Some days you just can't win when you're a scumbag!

I thing speech therapy may be the next thing on the agenda.

The "Talk To Me" PSAs are on TV. If you haven't seen them, here's a link where you can watch one of the originals.

Here's the NSFW spoof.

I've never posted a news item before, I don't think. But this absolutely kicks ass.

If flight attendants were this funny all the time, the price of plane tickets may be worth it.

Those who know me in real life know that I have started in a bowling league this year. It's fun, but not as fun as Pug Bowling.

My friend John posted this on his MySpace blog, but I decided to flat out rip it off. It's just too funny. The Gerbil Song. By the way, shameless plug, but I saw John with Friends of Lynn, and they are worth a trip out to hear. Awesome!

Kevin Smith protests his own movie. LOL