Reno 911 Dungeons and Dragons call!

Jay Leno interview with Paris Hilton. This one is probably closer to realistic than the Larry King interview!

Proof that sometimes God grants warning shots. "Thats the last one of them we're doin..."

Spiderman on the wrong set! :)

Holy shnikies...73 roman candles duct taped together and lit. This would have sawed someone in 1/2! :)

This commercial is pretty funny.

This rocks! In conjunction with the release of The Simpsons movie on 7-27-07, 7-11s across the country have converted to Kwik-E-Marts. Here's quite a few cool pics!

Wow, this lady got burned trying to scam the system for iPhones. What she got was iAmAnIdiotOnTv.

Ok, originally I thought it was OK, but it grew on me. LOLMetal.

LOL..Dancing in World of Warcraft, and the inspiration behind each! Good stuff.

8 Reasons To Laugh At Me

The Springfield Local Bloggers have been tagging each other with a Meme - 8 Things Others Do Not Know about Me. I was tagged yesterday by Bryan at Dad's on a Rant Again! So, here it is, the 8 things you don't know about me. Some is rated R due to language.

I. I think the Internet is a wonderful thing, and it serves one main purpose.

II. Yes, I can do this.

III. My favorite band is XXX XXXX.

IV. My main online gaming name for the last 10 years has been this guy's last name. And now you know how the site got it's name.

V. I dig the band so much, I think the lead singer could make me XXX if he tried.

VI. I've actually thought they ruled for quite some time. Back in 1987, in College, we paid them quite the tribute! Yes, that's really me and three friends.

VII. At one time I was a XXXX XXXXXX in Joplin, MO. The pay sucked, but it was glorious and fun. Until we went Adult Contemporary, and I couldn't play real rock and roll anymore.

VIII. Last but not least, while working the above job, I also moonlighted as a night guard at a XXXX XXXXX camp. Yes, it's true.

So now it's my turn. Jeremy Young at Technological Spatter...YOU ARE IT!

Innacuracies during the Paris Hilton interview.

I like turtles.

Wow, a week without something I wanted to post. Sorry about that. Here, enjoy some stupid 911 calls.

While your at it, enjoy these fake cop pranks!

To Randy, with love.
Dr. Evil
Kill Bill
Pervert/Lightsaber
O RLY?

Dramatic Rodents and the People Who Fear Them on the next Maury!

The nerds are gonna love this magic voodoo goodness.

I wonder if this news anchor got in much trouble for this one.

LOL - harassing people on Ventrilo, Duke Nukem style! Language NSFW.

So I was going to send a .wav of a backward masked song to someone today, and found this site. If you read it to the end, I think you'll find it humorous like I did. Note to the sitemaster: The fact you were hacked and destroyed isn't what is humorous, it's the method in which you describe it that is...well...a riot.

The swear jar.

What has this world come to? Paris Hilton was put back in jail. I'm sorry I couldn't contain myself when it was announced. I'm glad I was there to support her though.

Wow. Home schooling worked for the spelling ability part of his personality...

FOLLOW UP: Evan get's payback! Jimmy Kimmel show. I definately forgive Evan for his lack of finesse at the first interview. He did pretty good here under the worst of conditions.

Wow. Bands fitted with sound cancelling headphones, with no practice, play along with the classics. It's recorded (remember, they can't hear themselves), then layed over videos of the originals. Pretty funny.

P.S. You HAVE to listen to the first set, last song. "Mother".

For those of you who don't know what goatse is, for the love of everything holy, please keep it that way. If you ignore me, that's your problem. I don't recommend checking into it from work. In fact, I recommend immediate termination for those who do.

For those who DO know what goatse is, I present to you, the 2012 Olympic symbol. Watch the clip to the end, you won't be disappointed.

Co-Ed Sensitivity Training.

I'm in UR head, that's why you come here.

When you get a little bit older, we'll have to talk more about these feelings...and what they mean...and how to control them.

Battle in nature. Don't stop watching this. Trust me, you want to see it to the end.

You, Me and E.T. (You, Me and Dupree recut)

Who expects that playing the drums can be a dangerous thing? Watch the dude on the right.

This is freaking hilarious! Wedding in the Bayou

Break dancer kicks kid into a flip! Geez!

OMG! Fort Smith, Arkansas. Celebrating 25 years of Partners in Education! Except, the math was wrong. Now THAT is funny, I don't care who you are! Don't believe it? Check out their page!

In the 80's, I never once imagine a Duran Duran song could be turned into a lounge lizard song...but that's what this sounds like.

Not the biggest. Not the fastest. But certainly the most determined!

This is pretty dang cool! Rube goldberg device with fire!

The real reason why the vending machine at work was moved to a more visible location.

This dude rode his bike so fast, it fell apart!

Another David Hasselhoff drunk video.

TV commercial for a strip club. LOL

For the Star Wars fanboys.

Sports reporter and the naugthy slip up.

This is a bunch of BS. He was obviously drugged and set up. Hopefully Chuck Norris will take care of the people who did this. Long live the Hoff!

I used to be afraid of spiders, now I find myself hunting for them.

I wonder how Weng Weng would fare against this ninja cow!

Look at this funny prank...Nun dropping porn. LOL

And for my friends who can't take headaches...this should help.

Or maybe LiSiD will help.

More of our favorite agent, 00.

Weng Weng - Agent 00

Prank at stand up comedy open mic night. This is brutal. (NSFW - Language)

Yo Yo maniac!

I just love the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This must be one when he gets older...

To all the poker boys...sorry for the mother jokes. Mr. T says it's wrong.

I just love the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This must be one when he gets older...

This one isn't humorous, but it is absolutely shocking, well sorta.

I need to keep this handy for the next time I think MY job is tough... [Graphic Image]

Elton John, improvising a song to an oven manual. LOL

Nigerian email scam, turned around on the sender. Long reading, hilarious though.

The Dan Band - Total Eclipse of the Heart as performed in Old School. (F Bomb Warning: NSFW)

Cincinatti must be so proud of their mayor!

OMGzers. It's Thursday night, and the guys are going to start playing BFV at any time! I MUST get this thing fixed!

This one's for Da....never mind. Anyway, with all these Macho Men, where are all the hot chicks? By the way, I think the Village people were the only extended LP I had. I really dug the 15 minute versions of their songs.

You guys are going to thank me SO MUCH for this.

Peyton Manning on SNL. This is hilarious.

The reason for the Ford truck recall. Umm..in America, don't we usually pay extra for a feature like this?

For Randy and Ross. It's TACO TOWN!

Speaking of the fuzz...this is some of the coolest technology I have ever seen.

Man, the cops took revenge on this guy.

This guy didn't fare so well either, I guess he probably should have complied.

300 Trailer. The PG Version. SFW, obviously.

Forget the Matrix. Forget every stunt/chase scene you have ever seen. The bar has been reset!

LOL, this should be the Reliable Chevrolet commercial. NSFW - VERY STRONG LANGUAGE

Wow, how can you not have a foot fetish after seeing this?

I have seen God, and his name is Tomi Paldanius. Wow.

Sick and twisted knock knock joke.

Gun rental! What a concept. I have an idea for my kids birthday parties! Woot!

This hot and bothered dog just finishes himself off. This is nuts! Probably NSFW

Man, I ported this video to digital for some old college buddies, and now it's on YouTube. So if the rest of the world is privy to it, you might as well be too. It's talent show footage from 20 years ago.

New kind of jeans for guys! These rock! NSFW - Unemployment risk.

For those who thought the laser graffiti was cool a while back...this is a more practical version.

Who'd have guessed? Rock on!

This squirrel had one too many.

My favorite scene from Reno 911! There's a 30 second ad first, but worth the wait. I wish they had freedom tacos.

This live TV call in host has nerves of steel. The repeated prank calls are hilarious. (Language)

I've got to get me one of these! It will work great in my fridge down in the computer room! Of course, I'll likely set it to launch and forget it, and get nailed in the head!

It takes only one jackass to ruin it for all of us. And by "us" I mean men. Yes... men ARE pigs. I've accepted it and moved on.

Gilbert and Sullivan's - Baby Got Back

Anna Nicole Smith on a SERIOUS whacked out high...while pregnant.

Judge Judy wtfpwns an Ebay scammer. Long but worth the watch.

A fight at a birthday party leads to a stabbing. Just watch it. (Language)

This is some of the coolest stuff I've seen in a while. Graffiti tagging with a laser. Here's a video, and here is the website.

I played poker with a standup comic on Thursday night. He's a riot. This is GREAT stuff. (language NSFW). Here's his web site.

And in the latest news from the entertainment industry, Britney Spears has shaved her head bald. I would like to say I am shocked, but Anna Nicole Jr. doesn't shock me. Train wreck in 3, 2, 1...

Here is the edited video of my brother Jon's Night Tornado spotting experience. I would save it instead of try to load it. It's 25MB.

Wax on, wax Hoff!

My favorite game.... PacHoff!

Jack Bauer and the Boston terrorist situation.

Crappy driver. At first this didn't seem funny, seeing the same crash over and over. But the screams kind of grown on you.

The way a backflip is supposed to work!

And the way a backflip ISN'T supposed to work!

Superbowl Commercials! Woot!

This is pretty funny! Phone call to God.

We couldn't afford Disney this year, but we got a great deal on this!

Not really an LOL, but some of the ballsiest stuff I have ever seen...

Paying a tollbooth with pennies. Watch it to the end, it's pretty funny.

If you haven't seen the Chad Vader series (Darth Vader's brother), you're missing out.
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5

Way too much time on their hands. Get it? Hands.

This would have been worth every penny. This cat is going to need therapy.

I don't even know how this could happen...

Now THIS might actually get me to watch soccer.

Teen Tips: How to buy alcohol if you aren't 21!

I wonder how many times the manager went through the books to find out why the bubble wrap expenses were up...

A tribute to The Hoff!

3 days without power. It's been on for an hour now, and the temperature is up 9 degrees in my house. It's now 53. Yes, I blogged within an hour of getting power.

If you are looking to buy a Dell, it sounds like they work great!

In case you need to beat your wife, our muslim friends have come up with a set of rules. I do not advocate beating your wife. However, I wouldn't want to be the deciding member of a jury or anything.

The greatest of all motivational videos.

The Rose Parade...Vader and crew .

The ultimate country song on Bob and Tom...

Snakes on a Plane, the auditions...this is good stuff. !Language!

I'm pretty sure that somewhere in the user manual for the crane, it mentions something about weight limits. Just guessing.

When you "choke" on the job, it usually doesn't mean you CHOKE on the job.

Sorry it's been a while, I've been on vacation and I have been VERY busy doing other things. Anyway, here's a quick one...this is just wild.

Merry Full Metal Christmas!

I can't stand Rosie O'Donnell. I just can't. Her latest psycho babble was attacking Donald Trump. Donald decided to fight back, and I have a whole new respect for him. I mean if you really, truly, have zero respect for someone, then by all means, if they run their mouth about you, taking them out is the only option.
I figured she learned her lesson when she passed judgement on Kelly Ripa. I mean who wants a stranger to put their hand on your mouth...especially on the show YOU COHOST! Kelly Ripa'd Rosie O'Donnell a new one!

Language alert. SNL skit D*** in a Box video! Pretty funny.

Never do anything half-assed. For instance, if you are going to try to get away from the cops, by all means, do what you have to do!

The best Brokeback Mountain recut yet. Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Very nicely done.

If at any point during this Christmas Season you feel that yours is miserable, visit http://www.mymiserablechristmas.com/ so you can feel better about your life.

I remember it clearly, Grandpa always said, if you are going to light a bush on fire using flammable liquids with your friends, fire up the video camera, and jump through the fire naked into the lake...avoid the rocks. It's not really funny, it definitely leans to the stupidity side! On a side note, he always said if you have to call 911, do it on a phone. Luckily the girl that yells in the background has heard that advice, because just calling it out won't work.

Youch! I hope she's OK!

And where there is one, there are many...

Sometimes things just look like a bad idea. Now with Internet video being the bomb, you can >validate those things are a bad idea.

The A.D.D. Shopping Network. LOL

Evolution of dance. It doesn't sound entertaining...but it is pretty cool.

So it looks like the Pauly Shore thing was fake according to some reports. Ah...it doesn't matter, it was entertaining when we watched it. It only matters if you find out it's fake before. Anyway, on that theme...Joe Rogan absolutely shreds this female heckler.

Oh dear God I can't believe I am posting this. Please ask your kids to leave the room.

LOL, more Star Wars humor...

Comedian Tom Mabe TRASHES a telemarketer.

Pauly Shore gets decked by a heckler. Not really funny as far as I am concerned. If the guy would have been shot for it, I'd like the video better.

Be careful to monitor what your kid gets for Christmas. It could be life or death!

The making of White and Nerdy by Weird Al. Not hilarious, but Donny Osmond and Al are pretty funny together.

Mary Poppins remix...Scary Mary..the horror flick.

Wow, another reason to not buy a Wii.

Sorry it's been so long. I was neutered on Friday, and haven't been up to par. I also can't seem to find any quality stuff to offer up. So I am going to resort to this one today....

Ever wondered what a fart would look like with Flir(forward looking infrared)? Yes folks, it's a thermal camera pointed at someone polluting the environment!

The Sextop 2000. In stores today! NSFW - Adult content.