Pretty funny. Definately NSFW. It is every cuss word we know...
Sweet! Now I have a reason to NOT take my kids to Disneyland. That saves me about $1800.
Friday, September 14, 2007
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Sniderman over at The 2 Dollar Bill felt obligated to post about his flatulence that scared his 2 year old. The road goes both ways my friend...this toddler fights back! You just gotta dig the "Hmmmmm...." right before the deed.
Thursday, September 06, 2007
I'm sure you've already heard the saying "Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield." but I bet you've never heard this one before: "Some days you're the pole vault, some days you're the nuts."
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Sunday, September 02, 2007
Its like knock knock, whos there, trick or treat, boobies. Bobby will be a great catch for some lady out there. :P
Umm...I kept waiting for the joke. Meet Kyle, the 12 year old vacuum cleaner collector.
Umm...I kept waiting for the joke. Meet Kyle, the 12 year old vacuum cleaner collector.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Ok, I didn't jump on the Miss Teen USA - South Carolina bashing bandwagon. I feel like she was just nervous. So I have not posted the video of her mess up. However, I will post videos making fun of her. :)
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Monday, August 20, 2007
I had a hard time with this one. But I am posting it for 3 reasons.
1. They are singing parodies, and trying to be funny.
2. They obviously are enjoying being funny, so I am choosing to enjoy them being funny.
3. They end it with a Bon Jovi parody. Nice.
Without further adieu, New Wheels on the Block! (First song is foriegn, the rest are English)
1. They are singing parodies, and trying to be funny.
2. They obviously are enjoying being funny, so I am choosing to enjoy them being funny.
3. They end it with a Bon Jovi parody. Nice.
Without further adieu, New Wheels on the Block! (First song is foriegn, the rest are English)
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
I wonder if this reporter got canned...at least he told us it was a sad story.
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Umm.. I'm not even sure what to say about this one.
This is hilarious. "Cautionary Tales of Swords" --NSFW heavy Fbomb
This is hilarious. "Cautionary Tales of Swords" --NSFW heavy Fbomb
Monday, August 06, 2007
Saturday, August 04, 2007
Monday, July 23, 2007
Sunday, July 22, 2007
This is hilarious, whether you play MMORPGs or not. Simpsons/World of Warcraft.
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Friday, July 20, 2007
Monday, July 16, 2007
Apparently surrenduring didn't do this French long jumper any good. The Finnish dude still speared him! I had no idea Finland was even an ally. IN OTHER NEWS: An Italian ambulance driver was fired for giving the Frenchman the option of walking to the hospital or showering first.
Saturday, July 14, 2007
One of my all time favorite on Cops. One side of me thinks it's funny, but the other side of me thinks his determination is impressive. Even if it's the wrong house.
Friday, July 13, 2007
People often asked how Galain and Sambora were the baddest mofo Rogues in World of Warcraft. I've decided to let our secret out. It's all about the teamwork and the intimate communication and playstyle. Now the only question is, whose lap will Brikabrak sit on now that it's gone from the Dynamic Duo to the Terrifying Trio?
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Jay Leno interview with Paris Hilton. This one is probably closer to realistic than the Larry King interview!
Proof that sometimes God grants warning shots. "Thats the last one of them we're doin..."
Proof that sometimes God grants warning shots. "Thats the last one of them we're doin..."
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Saturday, July 07, 2007
Holy shnikies...73 roman candles duct taped together and lit. This would have sawed someone in 1/2! :)
This commercial is pretty funny.
This commercial is pretty funny.
Friday, July 06, 2007
This rocks! In conjunction with the release of The Simpsons movie on 7-27-07, 7-11s across the country have converted to Kwik-E-Marts. Here's quite a few cool pics!
Wow, this lady got burned trying to scam the system for iPhones. What she got was iAmAnIdiotOnTv.
Ok, originally I thought it was OK, but it grew on me. LOLMetal.
Wow, this lady got burned trying to scam the system for iPhones. What she got was iAmAnIdiotOnTv.
Ok, originally I thought it was OK, but it grew on me. LOLMetal.
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
LOL..Dancing in World of Warcraft, and the inspiration behind each! Good stuff.
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
8 Reasons To Laugh At Me
The Springfield Local Bloggers have been tagging each other with a Meme - 8 Things Others Do Not Know about Me. I was tagged yesterday by Bryan at Dad's on a Rant Again! So, here it is, the 8 things you don't know about me. Some is rated R due to language.
I. I think the Internet is a wonderful thing, and it serves one main purpose.
II. Yes, I can do this.
III. My favorite band is XXX XXXX.
IV. My main online gaming name for the last 10 years has been this guy's last name. And now you know how the site got it's name.
V. I dig the band so much, I think the lead singer could make me XXX if he tried.
VI. I've actually thought they ruled for quite some time. Back in 1987, in College, we paid them quite the tribute! Yes, that's really me and three friends.
VII. At one time I was a XXXX XXXXXX in Joplin, MO. The pay sucked, but it was glorious and fun. Until we went Adult Contemporary, and I couldn't play real rock and roll anymore.
VIII. Last but not least, while working the above job, I also moonlighted as a night guard at a XXXX XXXXX camp. Yes, it's true.
So now it's my turn. Jeremy Young at Technological Spatter...YOU ARE IT!
I. I think the Internet is a wonderful thing, and it serves one main purpose.
II. Yes, I can do this.
III. My favorite band is XXX XXXX.
IV. My main online gaming name for the last 10 years has been this guy's last name. And now you know how the site got it's name.
V. I dig the band so much, I think the lead singer could make me XXX if he tried.
VI. I've actually thought they ruled for quite some time. Back in 1987, in College, we paid them quite the tribute! Yes, that's really me and three friends.
VII. At one time I was a XXXX XXXXXX in Joplin, MO. The pay sucked, but it was glorious and fun. Until we went Adult Contemporary, and I couldn't play real rock and roll anymore.
VIII. Last but not least, while working the above job, I also moonlighted as a night guard at a XXXX XXXXX camp. Yes, it's true.
So now it's my turn. Jeremy Young at Technological Spatter...YOU ARE IT!
Monday, July 02, 2007
Sunday, July 01, 2007
Wow, a week without something I wanted to post. Sorry about that. Here, enjoy some stupid 911 calls.
While your at it, enjoy these fake cop pranks!
While your at it, enjoy these fake cop pranks!
Sunday, June 24, 2007
To Randy, with love.
Dr. Evil
Kill Bill
Pervert/Lightsaber
O RLY?
Dramatic Rodents and the People Who Fear Them on the next Maury!
Dr. Evil
Kill Bill
Pervert/Lightsaber
O RLY?
Dramatic Rodents and the People Who Fear Them on the next Maury!
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Monday, June 18, 2007
Thursday, June 14, 2007
So I was going to send a .wav of a backward masked song to someone today, and found this site. If you read it to the end, I think you'll find it humorous like I did. Note to the sitemaster: The fact you were hacked and destroyed isn't what is humorous, it's the method in which you describe it that is...well...a riot.
Sunday, June 10, 2007
What has this world come to? Paris Hilton was put back in jail. I'm sorry I couldn't contain myself when it was announced. I'm glad I was there to support her though.
Friday, June 08, 2007
Wow. Home schooling worked for the spelling ability part of his personality...
FOLLOW UP: Evan get's payback! Jimmy Kimmel show. I definately forgive Evan for his lack of finesse at the first interview. He did pretty good here under the worst of conditions.
FOLLOW UP: Evan get's payback! Jimmy Kimmel show. I definately forgive Evan for his lack of finesse at the first interview. He did pretty good here under the worst of conditions.
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Wow. Bands fitted with sound cancelling headphones, with no practice, play along with the classics. It's recorded (remember, they can't hear themselves), then layed over videos of the originals. Pretty funny.
P.S. You HAVE to listen to the first set, last song. "Mother".
P.S. You HAVE to listen to the first set, last song. "Mother".
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
For those of you who don't know what goatse is, for the love of everything holy, please keep it that way. If you ignore me, that's your problem. I don't recommend checking into it from work. In fact, I recommend immediate termination for those who do.
For those who DO know what goatse is, I present to you, the 2012 Olympic symbol. Watch the clip to the end, you won't be disappointed.
For those who DO know what goatse is, I present to you, the 2012 Olympic symbol. Watch the clip to the end, you won't be disappointed.
Sunday, June 03, 2007
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Sunday, May 27, 2007
When you get a little bit older, we'll have to talk more about these feelings...and what they mean...and how to control them.
Battle in nature. Don't stop watching this. Trust me, you want to see it to the end.
Battle in nature. Don't stop watching this. Trust me, you want to see it to the end.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Who expects that playing the drums can be a dangerous thing? Watch the dude on the right.
Monday, May 21, 2007
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Break dancer kicks kid into a flip! Geez!
OMG! Fort Smith, Arkansas. Celebrating 25 years of Partners in Education! Except, the math was wrong. Now THAT is funny, I don't care who you are! Don't believe it? Check out their page!
OMG! Fort Smith, Arkansas. Celebrating 25 years of Partners in Education! Except, the math was wrong. Now THAT is funny, I don't care who you are! Don't believe it? Check out their page!
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
In the 80's, I never once imagine a Duran Duran song could be turned into a lounge lizard song...but that's what this sounds like.
Not the biggest. Not the fastest. But certainly the most determined!
Not the biggest. Not the fastest. But certainly the most determined!
Monday, May 14, 2007
Thursday, May 10, 2007
The real reason why the vending machine at work was moved to a more visible location.
This dude rode his bike so fast, it fell apart!
Another David Hasselhoff drunk video.
This dude rode his bike so fast, it fell apart!
Another David Hasselhoff drunk video.
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
TV commercial for a strip club. LOL
For the Star Wars fanboys.
Sports reporter and the naugthy slip up.
For the Star Wars fanboys.
Sports reporter and the naugthy slip up.
Friday, May 04, 2007
This is a bunch of BS. He was obviously drugged and set up. Hopefully Chuck Norris will take care of the people who did this. Long live the Hoff!
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Monday, April 30, 2007
Look at this funny prank...Nun dropping porn. LOL
And for my friends who can't take headaches...this should help.
Or maybe LiSiD will help.
More of our favorite agent, 00.
And for my friends who can't take headaches...this should help.
Or maybe LiSiD will help.
More of our favorite agent, 00.
Friday, April 27, 2007
Thursday, April 19, 2007
I just love the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This must be one when he gets older...
To all the poker boys...sorry for the mother jokes. Mr. T says it's wrong.
To all the poker boys...sorry for the mother jokes. Mr. T says it's wrong.
I just love the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This must be one when he gets older...
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Friday, April 13, 2007
I need to keep this handy for the next time I think MY job is tough... [Graphic Image]
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Elton John, improvising a song to an oven manual. LOL
Nigerian email scam, turned around on the sender. Long reading, hilarious though.
Nigerian email scam, turned around on the sender. Long reading, hilarious though.
Friday, April 06, 2007
The Dan Band - Total Eclipse of the Heart as performed in Old School. (F Bomb Warning: NSFW)
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
OMGzers. It's Thursday night, and the guys are going to start playing BFV at any time! I MUST get this thing fixed!
This one's for Da....never mind. Anyway, with all these Macho Men, where are all the hot chicks? By the way, I think the Village people were the only extended LP I had. I really dug the 15 minute versions of their songs.
This one's for Da....never mind. Anyway, with all these Macho Men, where are all the hot chicks? By the way, I think the Village people were the only extended LP I had. I really dug the 15 minute versions of their songs.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
The reason for the Ford truck recall. Umm..in America, don't we usually pay extra for a feature like this?
For Randy and Ross. It's TACO TOWN!
For Randy and Ross. It's TACO TOWN!
Monday, March 26, 2007
Speaking of the fuzz...this is some of the coolest technology I have ever seen.
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Man, the cops took revenge on this guy.
This guy didn't fare so well either, I guess he probably should have complied.
This guy didn't fare so well either, I guess he probably should have complied.
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Forget the Matrix. Forget every stunt/chase scene you have ever seen. The bar has been reset!
Saturday, March 17, 2007
LOL, this should be the Reliable Chevrolet commercial. NSFW - VERY STRONG LANGUAGE
Wow, how can you not have a foot fetish after seeing this?
Wow, how can you not have a foot fetish after seeing this?
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Friday, March 09, 2007
Gun rental! What a concept. I have an idea for my kids birthday parties! Woot!
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
This hot and bothered dog just finishes himself off. This is nuts! Probably NSFW
Man, I ported this video to digital for some old college buddies, and now it's on YouTube. So if the rest of the world is privy to it, you might as well be too. It's talent show footage from 20 years ago.
Sunday, March 04, 2007
New kind of jeans for guys! These rock! NSFW - Unemployment risk.
For those who thought the laser graffiti was cool a while back...this is a more practical version.
For those who thought the laser graffiti was cool a while back...this is a more practical version.
Saturday, March 03, 2007
Friday, March 02, 2007
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
My favorite scene from Reno 911! There's a 30 second ad first, but worth the wait. I wish they had freedom tacos.
This live TV call in host has nerves of steel. The repeated prank calls are hilarious. (Language)
This live TV call in host has nerves of steel. The repeated prank calls are hilarious. (Language)
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
I've got to get me one of these! It will work great in my fridge down in the computer room! Of course, I'll likely set it to launch and forget it, and get nailed in the head!
It takes only one jackass to ruin it for all of us. And by "us" I mean men. Yes... men ARE pigs. I've accepted it and moved on.
It takes only one jackass to ruin it for all of us. And by "us" I mean men. Yes... men ARE pigs. I've accepted it and moved on.
Monday, February 26, 2007
Friday, February 23, 2007
Anna Nicole Smith on a SERIOUS whacked out high...while pregnant.
Judge Judy wtfpwns an Ebay scammer. Long but worth the watch.
Judge Judy wtfpwns an Ebay scammer. Long but worth the watch.
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Saturday, February 17, 2007
I played poker with a standup comic on Thursday night. He's a riot. This is GREAT stuff. (language NSFW). Here's his web site.
And in the latest news from the entertainment industry, Britney Spears has shaved her head bald. I would like to say I am shocked, but Anna Nicole Jr. doesn't shock me. Train wreck in 3, 2, 1...
And in the latest news from the entertainment industry, Britney Spears has shaved her head bald. I would like to say I am shocked, but Anna Nicole Jr. doesn't shock me. Train wreck in 3, 2, 1...
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Here is the edited video of my brother Jon's Night Tornado spotting experience. I would save it instead of try to load it. It's 25MB.
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Jack Bauer and the Boston terrorist situation.
Crappy driver. At first this didn't seem funny, seeing the same crash over and over. But the screams kind of grown on you.
Crappy driver. At first this didn't seem funny, seeing the same crash over and over. But the screams kind of grown on you.
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Monday, February 05, 2007
Friday, February 02, 2007
Thursday, February 01, 2007
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