The S'Cool Bus

...which results in...

Elektronik Supersonik

Unfortunately NSFW, but worth a listen outside of work.

Hey love crusader, I want to be your space invader.

He's a Very Loving Cat

This is Pinky, he's the pet of the week. He's a very loving cat....AAAAAAAAAH!

The R Rated Memory Review

Check out the Dell notebook memory review by Jason in Brick, NJ of Circuit City's site. You have to scroll to the bottom. It's titled "Nice Upgrade".

I need a cold shower.

Hillary's F*ing Obama

It's the Sarah SilverMAN/Jimmy Kimmel spoof of Hillary and Obama. LOL

I dedicate this one to my friends who dig chicks with adams apples.

How To Speak Hip

This is for my friends that need to learn how to speak hip. Dig?

57 Channels and Patsy's Gone

Thank heavens this did NOT happen in the Ozarks, we don't need press like this.

Gotta love Google Maps

I wonder what this guy is doing?

I gotta get me one of these...

Persistence.

We could all take a little away from this lesson on persistence.

Low Budget Star Wars

If you don't at least watch it to the Tie Fighter/X-Wing fight, you are really missing out on this gem.

The Front Fell Off - That's Not Very Typical

Pontiac / Spy Hunter!

Remember the video game Spy Hunter? Of course you do.

Cool new Pontiac/Spy Hunter commercial.

Reporter 0, Sledder 1

Never Trust Robots

You may think that their your friend....They'll only kill you in the end.

Anchor vs. Reporter - There's Gonna Be A Beatdown!

The Candle Cannon

Designed To Build Muscle, Proven To Build Flexibility

I wonder how much weight he lost when he pissed himself?

Why Buckwheat Killing His Family Was Otay...

Tonight's Arrangement has European Influence...

Hairband Kid: I'm going to join a band.
Mom: No you're not.
Hairband Kid: Yes I am!
Mom: You're joining the orchestra!!!
Hairband Kid: FINE!

Play Nintendo Games In Your Browser!

If you ever loved Nintendo games...this is the site for you! You can play your favorite games right in your web browser! Woohoo!

Walmart Wireless Keyboard Upgrade

This guy walks a Walmart employee through cutting wires on keyboards to make them wireless. Uhh...



(It's long, so you might jump it ahead about 1/4 to get to the crazy stuff)

Crosswind Landing

This isn't funny, it's more from the shocking department. 3 words... Oh My God!

99 Words for Boobs

We Are The World - Asian Impersonators

The Love Square? Sarah, Jimmy, Matt and Ben

Sarah Silverman dates Jimmy Kimmel. Here's the confession video she made for him. Don't miss the follow-after it. LOL *NSFW*



And Jimmy's follow up! Wow, what a star turnout!

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Misheard Lyrics

It's only funny for the first half...it gets a bit old after that.

Microsoft Support Case We Tree Walking On

The Future Is Gonna Cost More Money Little Girl

Dell Tech Support goes whacko on a customer.



And for those who don't have to go to the bathroom and are not sipping a drink...it's the REMIX!

Horse 1, Kid 0

It's always good when you can tell your kids "I told you so." I get a kick out of this every time I watch it.

Baltimore Cop Rails on Skateboarder

A Baltimore cop turns it up to 11 when dealing with this skateboarder. Now, I understand mouthy kids being annoying, but this is pretty unprofessional behavior. Here's the news story.

Failed American Gladiators 08 Tryouts

Mission: Destroy The Balloons

My friend Karl over at Who Broke Wind posted an article poking fun at the similarities between the dog busting balloons video, and the birthday gag they played on me when they filled my office with balloons. So Karl, I dedicate this one to you!



P.S. I'm 35 pounds lighter now...and counting.

Simpson's 300

This is awesome!

Chewbacca gets tazed...

Format Change for SamboraLOL

Well, I guess I'm going to conform to normal standards and start posting with titles. Please do not be alarmed. :)

Oh SNAP! Super Mario 2..with drums!

My pal Sniderman over at The 2 Dollar Bill is into birds. I'm not sure how one gets "into" birds (oh man, I think I'll just pass on the obvious joke) but if he ever takes on doing a story on the street about them, I hope he can learn from this. Not only should you be careful when reporting on birds, but maybe you should consider not doing it LIVE!.

Bill Clinton.... I had a dream!

Rubber band fight? Sure, I'll have a rubber band fight with you...

If Jeff Spicoli has an Australian cousin, this guy has to be him. No doubt.

This may not be funny, but it gets a 10 on the irony scale. The actor is John Lehr from "10 Items or Less", and apparently this is real.

I've posted parts one and two of the David Blaine spoof before. You can view that post here. And now...Part 3. [Some NSFW language]

This one goes out to all my homely skillets back at the office. See you guys next week! Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas from Sambora!

I may have posted this a long time ago, but it's funny enough to post again...now with transcript goodness.

Boy, I hope Sniderman parks his car far from the building during ice storms.

For all you travelers out there...uh...gross.

A few years ago, my brother Jeremy tried to get me into Nickelback. I'm not sure why it didn't grab me back then, but at this time, I'm really into their music. Anyway, their song Rockstar is good stuff. I found this spoof today of Rockstar, I recommend you listen to the original first.

Enjoy.

Ok, yesterday I apologized for a gross one. Since this one is even worse, I'll just stop pretending I'm sorry.

I'll apologize ahead of time for this being gross...but it is pretty funny in a sick kind of way. :P

I'll be modifying the Tracker with one of these bad boys!

Well, my vote for the next President has been decided.

This is quite the first dance as bride and groom!

I present to you the Italian Spiderman!

Riding lawnmower DWI. I know my rights! My wife's gonna kick your ass! Judging by this video, I'm pretty sure it happened in Ozark.


And while looking at it, I found this gem. You're under arrest for stealing my lawnmower. Some days you just can't win when you're a scumbag!

I thing speech therapy may be the next thing on the agenda.

The "Talk To Me" PSAs are on TV. If you haven't seen them, here's a link where you can watch one of the originals.

Here's the NSFW spoof.

I've never posted a news item before, I don't think. But this absolutely kicks ass.

If flight attendants were this funny all the time, the price of plane tickets may be worth it.

Those who know me in real life know that I have started in a bowling league this year. It's fun, but not as fun as Pug Bowling.

My friend John posted this on his MySpace blog, but I decided to flat out rip it off. It's just too funny. The Gerbil Song. By the way, shameless plug, but I saw John with Friends of Lynn, and they are worth a trip out to hear. Awesome!

Kevin Smith protests his own movie. LOL

I am quite certain the opposing team was silent on the bus ride home. The wildest football play you have ever seen.

My halloween display. Forget the name on the video, that's a fake we use. Oh yah, forget the location too, we aren't really in GA, we're in Nixa. Fine. It's not mine.

Star Wars: Fett's Vette. The video. The lyrics. The vid is bleeped. The lyrics have NSFW language.

The Internet Stars are Viral. A tribute to viral sensations on the web.

Wow, at first it seems silly, but wouldn't it be great if life worked this way?

Is this the frat life? Brohemian Rhapsody (NSFW)

When I first saw this video of an X-Wing Rocket Launch, I kinda shrugged. Now that there's a new version of it, I think it's much cooler!

I didn't laugh that hard the first time I saw this. It has grown on me. It's the "One Semester of Spanish" Spanish Love Song. ¡Goce!

This girl stretches pretty deep for talent in a contest of some kind. Star Wars fans, consider yourself warned. This is bad. And the trumpet isn't the worst part. The theatrics in the middle top it me thinks.

Any news story that has a line in it that says "his favorite place to leave a log is..." catches one's attention. This is just plain nasty. By the way, to my workmates...now we know where the Pod B Bomber went.

The Perfect Girl. This has to be one of the most touching songs I've ever heard. NSFW

Crime scene investigation. This wasn't the girl from the Perfect Girl song, was it? NSFW

This isn't really all that funny, but it's at the top of the odd meter.

LOL Roy Wood Jr. phone prank. Bike repo. Language warning.

Sniderman over at The 2 Dollar Bill found a follow-up to yesterday's office meeting vid. Good stuff.

NSFW - If business meetings were like online forums.

Jihad suicide hotline! Damn...lost another one.

Saw this one over at EHOWA (NSFW), it was written by Gord over at mighty wombat. It was too funny not to share!

You might be Taliban if...

• You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
• You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
• You have more wives than teeth.
• You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
• You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.
• You used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr. to shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush Jr.
• You’ve ever had your camel repossessed.
• You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
• You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
• You’ve ever been asked, “Does this burka make my ass look fat?”
• “The Kite Runner” is the funniest book you ever read.
• You’ve felt the urge to rub one out after seeing a woman’s exposed ankle.
• You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
• You’ve ever uttered the phrase, “I love what you’ve done with your cave.”
• You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”

Bill's tight end Kevin Everett moved his arms and legs? Oh thank goodness...oh..wrong clip. LOL

KC Chiefs Mascot helps security wrangle a fan on the loose!

I was just thinking about taking a love-seat outside and turning it into a chariot. Maybe I won't.

Pepé Le Pew appears to be rabid, and won't give up. Crazy stuff!

Darth Vader plays the blues. Thanks for the vid Karl!

O.J.'s lawyer heckled. Pretty funny this stuff made it on international television.

This is a first for Sambora's LOL. Helpful hints. Nope, not funny, but cool as hell. How to save on AA batteries!

The original David Blaine spoof was funny. Here's the sequel. Enjoy. NSFW language.

One Nutty Genius

This is good stuff. The thread starts with a scanned one dollar bill with a note for people to call a number and ask a guy why he has only one testicle. I'm not going to ruin the good stuff, but you should read the thread. The one nutted man fights back.

Pretty funny. Definately NSFW. It is every cuss word we know...

Sweet! Now I have a reason to NOT take my kids to Disneyland. That saves me about $1800.

Sometimes you have to be creative to fight nature.

Sniderman over at The 2 Dollar Bill felt obligated to post about his flatulence that scared his 2 year old. The road goes both ways my friend...this toddler fights back! You just gotta dig the "Hmmmmm...." right before the deed.

I'm sure you've already heard the saying "Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield." but I bet you've never heard this one before: "Some days you're the pole vault, some days you're the nuts."

This prank rocks! What an awesome exercise of teamwork.

Its like knock knock, whos there, trick or treat, boobies. Bobby will be a great catch for some lady out there. :P

Umm...I kept waiting for the joke. Meet Kyle, the 12 year old vacuum cleaner collector.

Ok, I didn't jump on the Miss Teen USA - South Carolina bashing bandwagon. I feel like she was just nervous. So I have not posted the video of her mess up. However, I will post videos making fun of her. :)

An instant messenger love story...

Ben and Jerry's socially conscious ice cream flavors.

I had a hard time with this one. But I am posting it for 3 reasons.
1. They are singing parodies, and trying to be funny.
2. They obviously are enjoying being funny, so I am choosing to enjoy them being funny.
3. They end it with a Bon Jovi parody. Nice.

Without further adieu, New Wheels on the Block! (First song is foriegn, the rest are English)

LED wars! Pretty cool.

President Bush briefing the press on the danger of zombies. Thanks Karl!

I wonder if this reporter got canned...at least he told us it was a sad story.

Umm.. I'm not even sure what to say about this one.

This is hilarious. "Cautionary Tales of Swords" --NSFW heavy Fbomb

For those of you who appreciated the dramatic chipmunk...

Absolutely not funny, but certainly amazing.

Sorry for the break... :)

OJ on a talk show. The callers were pranking him over and over. LOL