I've posted parts one and two of the David Blaine spoof before. You can view that post here. And now...Part 3. [Some NSFW language]

This one goes out to all my homely skillets back at the office. See you guys next week! Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas from Sambora!

I may have posted this a long time ago, but it's funny enough to post again...now with transcript goodness.

Boy, I hope Sniderman parks his car far from the building during ice storms.

For all you travelers out there...uh...gross.

A few years ago, my brother Jeremy tried to get me into Nickelback. I'm not sure why it didn't grab me back then, but at this time, I'm really into their music. Anyway, their song Rockstar is good stuff. I found this spoof today of Rockstar, I recommend you listen to the original first.

Enjoy.

Ok, yesterday I apologized for a gross one. Since this one is even worse, I'll just stop pretending I'm sorry.

I'll apologize ahead of time for this being gross...but it is pretty funny in a sick kind of way. :P

I'll be modifying the Tracker with one of these bad boys!

Well, my vote for the next President has been decided.

This is quite the first dance as bride and groom!

I present to you the Italian Spiderman!

Riding lawnmower DWI. I know my rights! My wife's gonna kick your ass! Judging by this video, I'm pretty sure it happened in Ozark.


And while looking at it, I found this gem. You're under arrest for stealing my lawnmower. Some days you just can't win when you're a scumbag!

I thing speech therapy may be the next thing on the agenda.

The "Talk To Me" PSAs are on TV. If you haven't seen them, here's a link where you can watch one of the originals.

Here's the NSFW spoof.

I've never posted a news item before, I don't think. But this absolutely kicks ass.

If flight attendants were this funny all the time, the price of plane tickets may be worth it.

Those who know me in real life know that I have started in a bowling league this year. It's fun, but not as fun as Pug Bowling.

My friend John posted this on his MySpace blog, but I decided to flat out rip it off. It's just too funny. The Gerbil Song. By the way, shameless plug, but I saw John with Friends of Lynn, and they are worth a trip out to hear. Awesome!

Kevin Smith protests his own movie. LOL

I am quite certain the opposing team was silent on the bus ride home. The wildest football play you have ever seen.

My halloween display. Forget the name on the video, that's a fake we use. Oh yah, forget the location too, we aren't really in GA, we're in Nixa. Fine. It's not mine.

Star Wars: Fett's Vette. The video. The lyrics. The vid is bleeped. The lyrics have NSFW language.

The Internet Stars are Viral. A tribute to viral sensations on the web.

Wow, at first it seems silly, but wouldn't it be great if life worked this way?

Is this the frat life? Brohemian Rhapsody (NSFW)

When I first saw this video of an X-Wing Rocket Launch, I kinda shrugged. Now that there's a new version of it, I think it's much cooler!

I didn't laugh that hard the first time I saw this. It has grown on me. It's the "One Semester of Spanish" Spanish Love Song. ¡Goce!

This girl stretches pretty deep for talent in a contest of some kind. Star Wars fans, consider yourself warned. This is bad. And the trumpet isn't the worst part. The theatrics in the middle top it me thinks.

Any news story that has a line in it that says "his favorite place to leave a log is..." catches one's attention. This is just plain nasty. By the way, to my workmates...now we know where the Pod B Bomber went.

The Perfect Girl. This has to be one of the most touching songs I've ever heard. NSFW

Crime scene investigation. This wasn't the girl from the Perfect Girl song, was it? NSFW

This isn't really all that funny, but it's at the top of the odd meter.

LOL Roy Wood Jr. phone prank. Bike repo. Language warning.

Sniderman over at The 2 Dollar Bill found a follow-up to yesterday's office meeting vid. Good stuff.

NSFW - If business meetings were like online forums.

Jihad suicide hotline! Damn...lost another one.

Saw this one over at EHOWA (NSFW), it was written by Gord over at mighty wombat. It was too funny not to share!

You might be Taliban if...

• You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
• You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
• You have more wives than teeth.
• You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
• You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.
• You used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr. to shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush Jr.
• You’ve ever had your camel repossessed.
• You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
• You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
• You’ve ever been asked, “Does this burka make my ass look fat?”
• “The Kite Runner” is the funniest book you ever read.
• You’ve felt the urge to rub one out after seeing a woman’s exposed ankle.
• You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
• You’ve ever uttered the phrase, “I love what you’ve done with your cave.”
• You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”

Bill's tight end Kevin Everett moved his arms and legs? Oh thank goodness...oh..wrong clip. LOL

KC Chiefs Mascot helps security wrangle a fan on the loose!

I was just thinking about taking a love-seat outside and turning it into a chariot. Maybe I won't.

Pepé Le Pew appears to be rabid, and won't give up. Crazy stuff!

Darth Vader plays the blues. Thanks for the vid Karl!

O.J.'s lawyer heckled. Pretty funny this stuff made it on international television.

This is a first for Sambora's LOL. Helpful hints. Nope, not funny, but cool as hell. How to save on AA batteries!

The original David Blaine spoof was funny. Here's the sequel. Enjoy. NSFW language.

One Nutty Genius

This is good stuff. The thread starts with a scanned one dollar bill with a note for people to call a number and ask a guy why he has only one testicle. I'm not going to ruin the good stuff, but you should read the thread. The one nutted man fights back.

Pretty funny. Definately NSFW. It is every cuss word we know...

Sweet! Now I have a reason to NOT take my kids to Disneyland. That saves me about $1800.

Sometimes you have to be creative to fight nature.

Sniderman over at The 2 Dollar Bill felt obligated to post about his flatulence that scared his 2 year old. The road goes both ways my friend...this toddler fights back! You just gotta dig the "Hmmmmm...." right before the deed.

I'm sure you've already heard the saying "Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield." but I bet you've never heard this one before: "Some days you're the pole vault, some days you're the nuts."

This prank rocks! What an awesome exercise of teamwork.

Its like knock knock, whos there, trick or treat, boobies. Bobby will be a great catch for some lady out there. :P

Umm...I kept waiting for the joke. Meet Kyle, the 12 year old vacuum cleaner collector.

Ok, I didn't jump on the Miss Teen USA - South Carolina bashing bandwagon. I feel like she was just nervous. So I have not posted the video of her mess up. However, I will post videos making fun of her. :)

An instant messenger love story...

Ben and Jerry's socially conscious ice cream flavors.

I had a hard time with this one. But I am posting it for 3 reasons.
1. They are singing parodies, and trying to be funny.
2. They obviously are enjoying being funny, so I am choosing to enjoy them being funny.
3. They end it with a Bon Jovi parody. Nice.

Without further adieu, New Wheels on the Block! (First song is foriegn, the rest are English)

LED wars! Pretty cool.

President Bush briefing the press on the danger of zombies. Thanks Karl!

I wonder if this reporter got canned...at least he told us it was a sad story.

Umm.. I'm not even sure what to say about this one.

This is hilarious. "Cautionary Tales of Swords" --NSFW heavy Fbomb

For those of you who appreciated the dramatic chipmunk...

Absolutely not funny, but certainly amazing.

Sorry for the break... :)

OJ on a talk show. The callers were pranking him over and over. LOL

They itch, will you scratch them for me?

Police Department! Get on the ground now! LOL

I give it a 5 for funny but a 10 for ingenuity.

This is hilarious, whether you play MMORPGs or not. Simpsons/World of Warcraft.

Before we had THIS technology, nature was used clear things out!

The Picard Song

Karl over at Who Broke Wind had this on his site, and I decided to steal it. Sorry Karl.

Apparently surrenduring didn't do this French long jumper any good. The Finnish dude still speared him! I had no idea Finland was even an ally. IN OTHER NEWS: An Italian ambulance driver was fired for giving the Frenchman the option of walking to the hospital or showering first.

One of my all time favorite on Cops. One side of me thinks it's funny, but the other side of me thinks his determination is impressive. Even if it's the wrong house.

People often asked how Galain and Sambora were the baddest mofo Rogues in World of Warcraft. I've decided to let our secret out. It's all about the teamwork and the intimate communication and playstyle. Now the only question is, whose lap will Brikabrak sit on now that it's gone from the Dynamic Duo to the Terrifying Trio?

Reno 911 Dungeons and Dragons call!

Jay Leno interview with Paris Hilton. This one is probably closer to realistic than the Larry King interview!

Proof that sometimes God grants warning shots. "Thats the last one of them we're doin..."

Spiderman on the wrong set! :)

Holy shnikies...73 roman candles duct taped together and lit. This would have sawed someone in 1/2! :)

This commercial is pretty funny.

This rocks! In conjunction with the release of The Simpsons movie on 7-27-07, 7-11s across the country have converted to Kwik-E-Marts. Here's quite a few cool pics!

Wow, this lady got burned trying to scam the system for iPhones. What she got was iAmAnIdiotOnTv.

Ok, originally I thought it was OK, but it grew on me. LOLMetal.

LOL..Dancing in World of Warcraft, and the inspiration behind each! Good stuff.

8 Reasons To Laugh At Me

The Springfield Local Bloggers have been tagging each other with a Meme - 8 Things Others Do Not Know about Me. I was tagged yesterday by Bryan at Dad's on a Rant Again! So, here it is, the 8 things you don't know about me. Some is rated R due to language.

I. I think the Internet is a wonderful thing, and it serves one main purpose.

II. Yes, I can do this.

III. My favorite band is XXX XXXX.

IV. My main online gaming name for the last 10 years has been this guy's last name. And now you know how the site got it's name.

V. I dig the band so much, I think the lead singer could make me XXX if he tried.

VI. I've actually thought they ruled for quite some time. Back in 1987, in College, we paid them quite the tribute! Yes, that's really me and three friends.

VII. At one time I was a XXXX XXXXXX in Joplin, MO. The pay sucked, but it was glorious and fun. Until we went Adult Contemporary, and I couldn't play real rock and roll anymore.

VIII. Last but not least, while working the above job, I also moonlighted as a night guard at a XXXX XXXXX camp. Yes, it's true.

So now it's my turn. Jeremy Young at Technological Spatter...YOU ARE IT!

Innacuracies during the Paris Hilton interview.

I like turtles.

Wow, a week without something I wanted to post. Sorry about that. Here, enjoy some stupid 911 calls.

While your at it, enjoy these fake cop pranks!

To Randy, with love.
Dr. Evil
Kill Bill
Pervert/Lightsaber
O RLY?

Dramatic Rodents and the People Who Fear Them on the next Maury!

The nerds are gonna love this magic voodoo goodness.

I wonder if this news anchor got in much trouble for this one.

LOL - harassing people on Ventrilo, Duke Nukem style! Language NSFW.

So I was going to send a .wav of a backward masked song to someone today, and found this site. If you read it to the end, I think you'll find it humorous like I did. Note to the sitemaster: The fact you were hacked and destroyed isn't what is humorous, it's the method in which you describe it that is...well...a riot.

The swear jar.

What has this world come to? Paris Hilton was put back in jail. I'm sorry I couldn't contain myself when it was announced. I'm glad I was there to support her though.

Wow. Home schooling worked for the spelling ability part of his personality...

FOLLOW UP: Evan get's payback! Jimmy Kimmel show. I definately forgive Evan for his lack of finesse at the first interview. He did pretty good here under the worst of conditions.

Wow. Bands fitted with sound cancelling headphones, with no practice, play along with the classics. It's recorded (remember, they can't hear themselves), then layed over videos of the originals. Pretty funny.

P.S. You HAVE to listen to the first set, last song. "Mother".

For those of you who don't know what goatse is, for the love of everything holy, please keep it that way. If you ignore me, that's your problem. I don't recommend checking into it from work. In fact, I recommend immediate termination for those who do.

For those who DO know what goatse is, I present to you, the 2012 Olympic symbol. Watch the clip to the end, you won't be disappointed.

Co-Ed Sensitivity Training.

I'm in UR head, that's why you come here.

When you get a little bit older, we'll have to talk more about these feelings...and what they mean...and how to control them.

Battle in nature. Don't stop watching this. Trust me, you want to see it to the end.

You, Me and E.T. (You, Me and Dupree recut)

Who expects that playing the drums can be a dangerous thing? Watch the dude on the right.

This is freaking hilarious! Wedding in the Bayou

Break dancer kicks kid into a flip! Geez!

OMG! Fort Smith, Arkansas. Celebrating 25 years of Partners in Education! Except, the math was wrong. Now THAT is funny, I don't care who you are! Don't believe it? Check out their page!

In the 80's, I never once imagine a Duran Duran song could be turned into a lounge lizard song...but that's what this sounds like.

Not the biggest. Not the fastest. But certainly the most determined!

This is pretty dang cool! Rube goldberg device with fire!

The real reason why the vending machine at work was moved to a more visible location.

This dude rode his bike so fast, it fell apart!

Another David Hasselhoff drunk video.

TV commercial for a strip club. LOL

For the Star Wars fanboys.

Sports reporter and the naugthy slip up.

This is a bunch of BS. He was obviously drugged and set up. Hopefully Chuck Norris will take care of the people who did this. Long live the Hoff!

I used to be afraid of spiders, now I find myself hunting for them.

I wonder how Weng Weng would fare against this ninja cow!

Look at this funny prank...Nun dropping porn. LOL

And for my friends who can't take headaches...this should help.

Or maybe LiSiD will help.

More of our favorite agent, 00.

Weng Weng - Agent 00

Prank at stand up comedy open mic night. This is brutal. (NSFW - Language)

Yo Yo maniac!

I just love the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This must be one when he gets older...

To all the poker boys...sorry for the mother jokes. Mr. T says it's wrong.

I just love the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This must be one when he gets older...

This one isn't humorous, but it is absolutely shocking, well sorta.

I need to keep this handy for the next time I think MY job is tough... [Graphic Image]

Elton John, improvising a song to an oven manual. LOL

Nigerian email scam, turned around on the sender. Long reading, hilarious though.

The Dan Band - Total Eclipse of the Heart as performed in Old School. (F Bomb Warning: NSFW)

Cincinatti must be so proud of their mayor!

OMGzers. It's Thursday night, and the guys are going to start playing BFV at any time! I MUST get this thing fixed!

This one's for Da....never mind. Anyway, with all these Macho Men, where are all the hot chicks? By the way, I think the Village people were the only extended LP I had. I really dug the 15 minute versions of their songs.

You guys are going to thank me SO MUCH for this.

Peyton Manning on SNL. This is hilarious.

The reason for the Ford truck recall. Umm..in America, don't we usually pay extra for a feature like this?

For Randy and Ross. It's TACO TOWN!

Speaking of the fuzz...this is some of the coolest technology I have ever seen.

Man, the cops took revenge on this guy.

This guy didn't fare so well either, I guess he probably should have complied.

300 Trailer. The PG Version. SFW, obviously.

Forget the Matrix. Forget every stunt/chase scene you have ever seen. The bar has been reset!

LOL, this should be the Reliable Chevrolet commercial. NSFW - VERY STRONG LANGUAGE

Wow, how can you not have a foot fetish after seeing this?

I have seen God, and his name is Tomi Paldanius. Wow.

Sick and twisted knock knock joke.

Gun rental! What a concept. I have an idea for my kids birthday parties! Woot!

This hot and bothered dog just finishes himself off. This is nuts! Probably NSFW

Man, I ported this video to digital for some old college buddies, and now it's on YouTube. So if the rest of the world is privy to it, you might as well be too. It's talent show footage from 20 years ago.

New kind of jeans for guys! These rock! NSFW - Unemployment risk.

For those who thought the laser graffiti was cool a while back...this is a more practical version.

Who'd have guessed? Rock on!

This squirrel had one too many.

My favorite scene from Reno 911! There's a 30 second ad first, but worth the wait. I wish they had freedom tacos.

This live TV call in host has nerves of steel. The repeated prank calls are hilarious. (Language)

I've got to get me one of these! It will work great in my fridge down in the computer room! Of course, I'll likely set it to launch and forget it, and get nailed in the head!

It takes only one jackass to ruin it for all of us. And by "us" I mean men. Yes... men ARE pigs. I've accepted it and moved on.

Gilbert and Sullivan's - Baby Got Back

Anna Nicole Smith on a SERIOUS whacked out high...while pregnant.

Judge Judy wtfpwns an Ebay scammer. Long but worth the watch.

A fight at a birthday party leads to a stabbing. Just watch it. (Language)

This is some of the coolest stuff I've seen in a while. Graffiti tagging with a laser. Here's a video, and here is the website.

I played poker with a standup comic on Thursday night. He's a riot. This is GREAT stuff. (language NSFW). Here's his web site.

And in the latest news from the entertainment industry, Britney Spears has shaved her head bald. I would like to say I am shocked, but Anna Nicole Jr. doesn't shock me. Train wreck in 3, 2, 1...

Here is the edited video of my brother Jon's Night Tornado spotting experience. I would save it instead of try to load it. It's 25MB.

Wax on, wax Hoff!

My favorite game.... PacHoff!

Jack Bauer and the Boston terrorist situation.

Crappy driver. At first this didn't seem funny, seeing the same crash over and over. But the screams kind of grown on you.

The way a backflip is supposed to work!

And the way a backflip ISN'T supposed to work!

Superbowl Commercials! Woot!

This is pretty funny! Phone call to God.

We couldn't afford Disney this year, but we got a great deal on this!

Not really an LOL, but some of the ballsiest stuff I have ever seen...

Paying a tollbooth with pennies. Watch it to the end, it's pretty funny.

If you haven't seen the Chad Vader series (Darth Vader's brother), you're missing out.
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5

Way too much time on their hands. Get it? Hands.

This would have been worth every penny. This cat is going to need therapy.

I don't even know how this could happen...

Now THIS might actually get me to watch soccer.

Teen Tips: How to buy alcohol if you aren't 21!

I wonder how many times the manager went through the books to find out why the bubble wrap expenses were up...

A tribute to The Hoff!

3 days without power. It's been on for an hour now, and the temperature is up 9 degrees in my house. It's now 53. Yes, I blogged within an hour of getting power.

If you are looking to buy a Dell, it sounds like they work great!

In case you need to beat your wife, our muslim friends have come up with a set of rules. I do not advocate beating your wife. However, I wouldn't want to be the deciding member of a jury or anything.

The greatest of all motivational videos.

The Rose Parade...Vader and crew .

The ultimate country song on Bob and Tom...

Snakes on a Plane, the auditions...this is good stuff. !Language!

I'm pretty sure that somewhere in the user manual for the crane, it mentions something about weight limits. Just guessing.

When you "choke" on the job, it usually doesn't mean you CHOKE on the job.