They itch, will you scratch them for me?

Police Department! Get on the ground now! LOL

I give it a 5 for funny but a 10 for ingenuity.

This is hilarious, whether you play MMORPGs or not. Simpsons/World of Warcraft.

Before we had THIS technology, nature was used clear things out!

The Picard Song

Karl over at Who Broke Wind had this on his site, and I decided to steal it. Sorry Karl.

Apparently surrenduring didn't do this French long jumper any good. The Finnish dude still speared him! I had no idea Finland was even an ally. IN OTHER NEWS: An Italian ambulance driver was fired for giving the Frenchman the option of walking to the hospital or showering first.

One of my all time favorite on Cops. One side of me thinks it's funny, but the other side of me thinks his determination is impressive. Even if it's the wrong house.

People often asked how Galain and Sambora were the baddest mofo Rogues in World of Warcraft. I've decided to let our secret out. It's all about the teamwork and the intimate communication and playstyle. Now the only question is, whose lap will Brikabrak sit on now that it's gone from the Dynamic Duo to the Terrifying Trio?

Reno 911 Dungeons and Dragons call!

Jay Leno interview with Paris Hilton. This one is probably closer to realistic than the Larry King interview!

Proof that sometimes God grants warning shots. "Thats the last one of them we're doin..."

Spiderman on the wrong set! :)

Holy shnikies...73 roman candles duct taped together and lit. This would have sawed someone in 1/2! :)

This commercial is pretty funny.

This rocks! In conjunction with the release of The Simpsons movie on 7-27-07, 7-11s across the country have converted to Kwik-E-Marts. Here's quite a few cool pics!

Wow, this lady got burned trying to scam the system for iPhones. What she got was iAmAnIdiotOnTv.

Ok, originally I thought it was OK, but it grew on me. LOLMetal.

LOL..Dancing in World of Warcraft, and the inspiration behind each! Good stuff.

8 Reasons To Laugh At Me

The Springfield Local Bloggers have been tagging each other with a Meme - 8 Things Others Do Not Know about Me. I was tagged yesterday by Bryan at Dad's on a Rant Again! So, here it is, the 8 things you don't know about me. Some is rated R due to language.

I. I think the Internet is a wonderful thing, and it serves one main purpose.

II. Yes, I can do this.

III. My favorite band is XXX XXXX.

IV. My main online gaming name for the last 10 years has been this guy's last name. And now you know how the site got it's name.

V. I dig the band so much, I think the lead singer could make me XXX if he tried.

VI. I've actually thought they ruled for quite some time. Back in 1987, in College, we paid them quite the tribute! Yes, that's really me and three friends.

VII. At one time I was a XXXX XXXXXX in Joplin, MO. The pay sucked, but it was glorious and fun. Until we went Adult Contemporary, and I couldn't play real rock and roll anymore.

VIII. Last but not least, while working the above job, I also moonlighted as a night guard at a XXXX XXXXX camp. Yes, it's true.

So now it's my turn. Jeremy Young at Technological Spatter...YOU ARE IT!

Innacuracies during the Paris Hilton interview.

I like turtles.

Wow, a week without something I wanted to post. Sorry about that. Here, enjoy some stupid 911 calls.

While your at it, enjoy these fake cop pranks!